walking into a white girl at school
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
white person: nigger
everyone: NO STOP THAT RIGHT NOW RACIST CUNT I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
anyone not white: nigger
everyone else: HAAHAHAAHHHHAAAAA GOOD ONE
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp throughout the house, slam a bunch of doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.