Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
w4ts0n: when people say “this doesnt fit on my blog but im reblogging it anyway because i have a heart” you saint thank you so much for coming down from your heavenly throne and walking amongst us commoners
thelittlefunnies: I’d totally be that kid eating the cake.
Anonymous asked: Why are you so annoying?
tumblr user: apples are delicious
another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
another tumblr user: *glee gif*
commanderinqueef: my favorite sex position is the “sit down and blog and never get any”
There are mores forms of self harm than cutting .
Like burning …
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line. ‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’ Me ‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’