August 2012
oh-stiles:
i hate in tv shows when high school girls carry on like 10 minute conversations at their lockers and break out their laptops at lunch and just like hang out outside for no reason like none of that shit happens at my school
i only wash my hair with bottled water
Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing:
Ron is 12 years old.
Ron stole a car.
Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.
I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what I thought....
Me at school
me in my head: GET OUT OF MY WAY PEASANTS ONE FABULOUS BITCH COMING THRROUUUGGHH
me in reality: *awkwardly dodges people and trips into a wall*
rihanna:
I don’t need plastic surgery I need a miracle
Flight attendant: would you like some headphones?
Me: how did you know my name is Phones?
galifianafuck:
the queen, ladies and gentlemen
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please guys. anon or not. i beg of you.
nerdofchaos:
rossebay:
best thing i’ve...
methlabrador:
wTF MY 7 YEAR OLD SISTER JUST CAME INTO MY ROOM AND GESTURED FOR ME TO FOLLOW HER AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING SO I DID AND SHE LEAD ME INTO THE BACKYARD AND SHE SAID “IM GOING TO SHOW YOU MY SECRET” AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT OK” AND SHE TOOK THE LID OFF HER PORTABLE SANDBOX AND IT WAS FILLED WITH WATER AND LIKE THOUSANDS OF TINY BABY TADPOLES SWIMMING AROUND AND I WAS LIKE WHAT WHERE DID YOU...
hoshaway:
whenever i see something i like i just make noises
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
I mean,
Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
They live right by the kitchen.
Their head of house teaches herbology.
“Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE...
